Showing your friends Hetalia for the first time like:
sometimes i forget how old i am and i try to do things i used to do as a kid and i just
accidentally killing a pokemon you’re trying to catch in a battle
How long after arriving at someone’s house is it appropriate to ask for the WiFi password?
mom: you haven’t been drinking in college, have you
me: oh don’t worry i’m stone cold sober
Cannibals may seem nice but they’re just trying to butter you up